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Alright so… I can’t even believe I’m going to do this. I cannot believe I am going to put this on a public blog. But… this has to be done (seriously no pun intended). my friend did this on her LJ and she is now making me do it (that’s an exaggeration). I figure it will be interesting…. or totally predictable. all of you that know me probably know my top 5 already.
(1) List 16 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.
16. Ewan McGregor
I don’t even know when I discovered Ewan. I don’t care. He’s in so many of my favourite movies (Trainspotting is in my top 3 if not my favourite). He has a British cool to him and he can play almost any role and look good with any hairstyle. That is a feat that many have not yet accomplished.
15. Fab Moretti
Look at him.
14. Liam Gallagher circa 1994
I can’t really pick a steady time where I would do Liam. I would say at any time, but there are some times when he looks like a complete utter idiot. And most of the time I’m busy saying how much I hate him or think he’s such a fucking dumbass. But most of the time Liam looks amazing despite his inability to form a sentence (Bushitis). Especially young Liam. But he isn’t looking too shabby now either… He’s the epitome of rock and roll and don’t argue with me.
13. Dhani Harrison
He’s the one near the top, you freaks. I guess if I couldn’t get a young George I may as well go for this. Dhani is gorgeous and is basically a lesser talented version of his father. Who cares. You love him and so do I.
12. Robert Pattinson
Okay. I need to defend myself on this one. I am not a Twilight freak by any stretch of the means. I saw the movie and read the fist book THAT’S IT OKAY. So don’t yell at me. I called this shit back in the days of Harry Potter, ok? And I have a leg up on all of you. I saw him in a restaurant in London in 2006 and we made eye contact.
11. George Harrison circa 1967
HE’S FUCKIN’ GEORGE. I don’t need to explain that. I am not explaining that.
10. Johnny Marr circa 1986
If I had to name my top 100 songs, Johnny contributed to probably at least 40. And he is the best wearer of tight trousers in the history of music.
9. Eva Green
So okay, I probably wouldn’t because I don’t swing that way. But Eva Green is AMAZING. And the most gorgeous person alive. If I had to go gay for anyone it would be her.
8. Jeremy Irons
I just talked about him. He’s one of those untouchable actors. I think the first film I saw of his was Lolita which is an interesting choice for getting hooked on an actor… He has something I can’t articulate. He’s amazing.
7. Louis Garrel
I’ve already talked about him too much in this blog. The first film I saw of Louis’ was The Dreamers. been hooked since.
6. Johnny Depp
Film virtuoso. Insulted America and fucked off to Europe. I know the first JD film I saw was the first Pirates. 2003? I guess I was kind of behind. Then I saw the other stuff like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands, you know. If you are a straight girl or a gay man and Johnny Depp isn’t high on your list, you have a problem. No really. Get that checked out.
5. Keith Richards circa 1968
Why not? The Stones were my first obsession. I still think they are incredible/one of the best bands of all time. And Keith back in the day… WHOA. He had the best head of hair for a long time. tell me you wouldn’t want to run your hands through that.
4. Romain Duris
French. Breathtaking. Was in most of my favourite modern films (The Beat That My Heart Skipped). Breathtaking. Did I mention he’s totally gorgeous?
3. Daniel Day-Lewis
DDL is my all time favourite actor. Aside from being ridiculously smart and sharp-witted, he is (well, mostly was :-/) gorgeous. I love everything he’s ever touched. He’s fucking incredible.
2. Gaspard Ulliel
Gaspard is French, an incredible actor, has incredible taste (he loves Godard and Truffaut, wtf) and is gorgeous. anyone with hormones doesn’t need me to explain this one. I don’t know how I became aware of him though, to be honest.
1. Noel Gallagher
So maybe this one needs some explaining. In this list of men with long black hair and high cheekbones you have Noel. You all knew this was my number 1. Don’t ask me why, because I don’t know. And if you look at the rest of this list, he is kind of totally random. I think he is so hot and I don’t know what it is. And if I had to compile a list of my top 100 songs he probably wrote the other 60. I know that I’m insane. I know that he looks totally wonky at some time and flat out weird. I know that he is the biggest jackass on planet earth. I forget who said this but, this sums it up: “I would let Noel Gallagher do his horizontal Manchester jig right on top of me and let him brag afterwards about how he did it better than anyone in the Beatles ever could.”
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I hate marriage, but I would honestly marry Louis Garrel. He is my favourite French actor (bar Jean-Paul Belmondo, but I might love Louis almost as much….). I think he’s just incredible.
Plus he obviously has the best head of hair on the planet.
And NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE looks better smoking a cigarette than Louis.
(even pink ones)
Going all ADHD in this entry, my thoughts are extremely scattered as of late.
- I’ve been listening to Tim Buckley. Here is my favourite of the moment (from that psychedelic mix, , that long bubble one, actually) I Never Asked to Be Your Mountain. I read somewhere that he only met Jeff once before he (Tim) died. I find that so sad. They look and sound so much alike.
- My friend sent me this quote today. “people are motivated to take pictures for pretty much the same two basic reasons: to save a part of the world for themselves, and to save a part of themselves for the world.” Pretty insightful coming from her art ed text book. I think it’s totally true. I mean, that’s why I do it at least. maybe the reasons differ for everyone.
- Caroline Kennedy dropped the Senate bid today. I can’t say I’m disappointed. As much as I LOVE that family (you should honestly see the amount of Kennedy books on our bookshelf in the living room…) I don’t see what qualified her. I don’t know anything about her though. Who knows. Why is Patterson having such a hard time picking someone for the seat? Honestly, I don’t think New York is that short of qualified politicians….
- Speaking of politics, am I the only person in my gov class that knows who Nancy Pelosi is…? Slightly worrying.
- I feel like I am losing a lot of friends as of late. I can probably name the ones I truly trust one one hand. I know I can. It’s putting me in a weird mood, listening to all this Tim & Jeff Buckley, M. Ward and Jacques Dutronc. And a lot of other things. I’m not sad, just reflecting I guess. It’s weird that school is almost over, I guess. Sometimes you just feel like no one is listening. Everyone just wants to talk. You know how these days go.
- My friend Mauricio and his friend and I are going to see THIS in the beginning of February. That Warhol exhibit has been to London… Paris… some more places and now OHIO? That’s what I call random. I can’t tell you how excited I am. I’ve only seen a couple of Warhol pieces. They are much more incredible in person. Can’t wait for some more.
- I watched Untitled today, aka the director’s cut of Almost Famous. I think that was my favourite film for 3 years. I am going to make a separate entry about it because I adore it so much. But I realized one of the reasons I am so in awe of it is that every frame is like a photo.
Well, that’s all from me folks. Is anyone out there? Anyone at all?
