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let’s look at jeremy irons
18 March 2009, 5:08 pm
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I’m in severe Jeremy Irons mode. my friend Tim found Damage for me at the library. woo fucking hoo. 

 

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Does anyone notice that he always has really great shirts? like, jesus. His shirts always have really fantastic necklines. and OMG his teeth are so weird and hot. I like some peculiar things about this man. 

Jeremy will never replace my old man intellectual love for Daniel Day-Lewis though. he is forever no. 1 

 

Does anyone else boycott the local news? It’s the most vile thing on television, the local news.

 

one more thing.

2daep06Made my day. Even though I think he’s gorgeous, that is fucking priceless.



it’s good to be free

I know that I beat this Noel Gallagher love thing to death but, I love him SFM so I have to. Anyway, there’s this gig he did in 2007 for the Teenage Cancer Trust that was FINALLY released only in the Times UK. The kids are calling it “The Dreams We Have As Children.” I have my obvious ways, so, here it is for download for you. It is the most beautiful thing you will ever hear, I promise you that.

You must listen to these songs from this gig  in order to be my friend: “All You Need Is Love (feat. Paul Weller)” “Listen Up,” “Slide Away,” “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out”

1201106834_noel_gallagher_on_stage2here’s an obligatory photo from the gig or whatever. 

download here

 

 

In other news, Madelaine and I watched Lolita yesterday and decided that Jeremy Irons can teach us anything he wants anytime anywhere. Have you seen that film? He’s a pedophile yet is still the sexiest thing on the planet alksejflkedfgjejklrsdglxkv. He plays the character so well. He’s a lot more sympathetic in the film than in the novel by Vladimir Nabakov. He isn’t lovely in the book at all actually, thinking back on it now. But I heard that there is an AUDIO BOOK OF JEREMY IRONS READING LOLITA AND I MUST GET IT IN ORDER TO SUSTAIN MY WILL TO LIVE. That man’s voice reading those words!??!? SERIOUSLY!?!?! w4aeskjtflwkejstflkj. Words cannot describe. Only gibberish. asdlkfjlksedgjoioirwerieof98439852q989&(*$&#$

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16 homme

Alright so… I can’t even believe I’m going to do this. I cannot believe I am going to put this on a public blog. But… this has to be done (seriously no pun intended). my friend did this on her LJ and she is now making me do it (that’s an exaggeration). I figure it will be interesting…. or totally predictable. all of you that know me probably know my top 5 already.

(1) List 16 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.

16. Ewan McGregor

ewantestinoomgI don’t even know when I discovered Ewan. I don’t care. He’s in so many of my favourite movies (Trainspotting is in my top 3 if not my favourite). He has a British cool to him and he can play almost any role and look good with any hairstyle. That is a feat that many have not yet accomplished. 

 

15. Fab Moretti 

drew_barrymore1Look at him. 

 

14. Liam Gallagher circa 1994

liamsmokingI can’t really pick a steady time where I would do Liam. I would say at any time, but there are some times when he looks like a complete utter idiot. And most of the time I’m busy saying how much I hate him or think he’s such a fucking dumbass.  But most of the time Liam looks amazing despite his inability to form a sentence (Bushitis). Especially young Liam. But he isn’t looking too shabby now either… He’s the epitome of rock and roll and don’t argue with me.

 

13. Dhani Harrison

dhani-9He’s the one near the top, you freaks. I guess if I couldn’t get a young George I may as well go for this. Dhani is gorgeous and is basically a lesser talented version of his father. Who cares. You love him and so do I.

 

12. Robert Pattinson000Okay. I need to defend myself on this one. I am not a Twilight freak by any stretch of the means. I saw the movie and read the fist book THAT’S IT OKAY. So don’t yell at me. I called this shit back in the days of Harry Potter, ok? And I have a leg up on all of you. I saw him in a restaurant in London in 2006 and we made eye contact.

 

11. George Harrison circa 1967

harrisontrenchHE’S FUCKIN’ GEORGE. I don’t need to explain that. I am not explaining that. 

 

10. Johnny Marr circa 1986johnnyissohotIf I had to name my top 100 songs, Johnny contributed to probably at least 40. And he is the best wearer of tight trousers in the history of music. 

 

9. Eva Green

eva-053So okay, I probably wouldn’t because I don’t swing that way. But Eva Green is AMAZING. And the most gorgeous person alive. If I had to go gay for anyone it would be her. 

 

8. Jeremy Irons

armani1I just talked about him. He’s one of those untouchable actors. I think the first film I saw of his was Lolita which is an interesting choice for getting hooked on an actor… He has something I can’t articulate. He’s amazing.

 

7. Louis Garrel

dreamers-ps-02I’ve already talked about him too much in this blog. The first film I saw of Louis’ was The Dreamers. been hooked since. 

 

6. Johnny Depp

johnny-depp-esquire-2007-januaryFilm virtuoso. Insulted America and fucked off to Europe. I know the first JD film I saw was the first Pirates. 2003? I guess I was kind of behind. Then I saw the other stuff like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands, you know. If you are a straight girl or a gay man and Johnny Depp isn’t high on your list, you have a problem. No really. Get that checked out. 

 

5. Keith Richards circa 1968

1017-omgWhy not? The Stones were my first obsession. I still think they are incredible/one of the best bands of all time. And Keith back in the day… WHOA. He had the best head of hair for a long time. tell me you wouldn’t want to run your hands through that. 

 

4. Romain Duris

the_beat-romain_durisFrench. Breathtaking. Was in most of my favourite modern films (The Beat That My Heart Skipped). Breathtaking. Did I mention he’s totally gorgeous?

 

3. Daniel Day-Lewis

ddlholyDDL is my all time favourite actor. Aside from being ridiculously smart and sharp-witted, he is (well, mostly was :-/) gorgeous. I love everything he’s ever touched. He’s fucking incredible. 

 

2. Gaspard Ulliel

gaspardcigggsadfGaspard is French, an incredible actor, has incredible taste (he loves Godard and Truffaut, wtf) and is gorgeous. anyone with hormones doesn’t need me to explain this one. I don’t know how I became aware of him though, to be honest. 

 

1. Noel Gallagher

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So maybe this one needs some explaining. In this list of men with long black hair and high cheekbones you have Noel. You all knew this was my number 1. Don’t ask me why, because I don’t know. And if you look at the rest of this list, he is kind of totally random. I think he is so hot and I don’t know what it is. And if I had to compile a list of my top 100 songs he probably wrote the other 60.  I know that I’m insane. I know that he looks totally wonky at some time and flat out weird. I know that he is the biggest jackass on planet earth. I forget who said this but, this sums it up: “I would let Noel Gallagher do his horizontal Manchester jig right on top of me and let him brag afterwards about how he did it better than anyone in the Beatles ever could.”



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I found this and I thought it would be a good thing to fill out on here. It’s Sunday and I have time to do nothing aka this blog entry. Honestly, this is so difficult I don’t know how accurate it will be. Bear with me, I promise you this is interesting. 

 

Name 5 People that Inspire You the Most:

Well this is hard, I think I’m going to choose 1 person from different areas of my interests… you’ll see.

1. Barack Obama. Could that be any more cliche at this point, but it’s true. America has never felt like home to me, but as soon as I got involved in politics and heavily involved in the Obama campaign it started to feel like home. The entire process just made me feel American; and as soon as he got elected I wasn’t ashamed anymore to say it. Maybe when I travel this year I’ll talk loudly in my obnoxious accent without feeling ashamed. I mean, you all know how I feel about this man so it’s useless to talk about it anymore :-P

2. Richard Avedon. Easily my favourite photographer of all time (he might only POSSIBLY compete with Leibovitz, Mick Rock, or maybe Furmanovsky for favourite). I felt ridiculously uninspired in photography over the last 6 or 8 months until I came across his book Performance in Barnes & Noble. I had a fucking epiphany looking through it. I think the way he captures people on film is something only very, very, very few people are truly good at. He is the ultimate master of studio photography. I honestly get emotional looking at his pictures. I just think he’s incredible. 

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3. My friends. Meaning my true friends. Most of them don’t live here. Most of them are in the same situation as I am, hating where they live and using art to escape mentally from some type of prison. The people that are reading this are probably who I’m talking about. Most of them take amazing pictures and inspire me every day. They are the only people I know that ask me what’s up with me, that ask me what’s going on, that give me music recommendations and can talk to me about anything. People around here are just waiting to talk, my other friends are just waiting to listen. And that alone is inspiring, to know that there are at least SOME people like that in the world. 

4. Jean-Luc Godard/Stanley Kubrick/Paul Thomas Anderson. I can’t pick one. Godard for increasing my love for cinema and breaking all the rules. Kubrick for making a good majority of my favourite and (and what I believe to be) best films ever. And Paul Thomas Anderson for making There Will Be Blood, that introduced me to cinema and the art that it is. 

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5. Noel Gallagher. As lame as it sounds, this man is inspiring to me. He isn’t a poet and I don’t really think he’s an artist. Some of his lyrics are flat out ridiculous. Who cares? Noel is a hope that you can do anything you want to do. Absolutely anything (this actually kind of relates back to Obama; is there a theme going on here?!). You can get out of whatever situation you’re in and you can really make a living doing the only thing you know how to do and the only thing you love the most to spend your life doing. I hate the people that tell you you can’t do things. Wtf? Of course you can. You can do absolutely anything and part of the reason why I believe that is because of my freakish love for Noel.

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Name 5 Songs You Can’t Live Without: 

1. Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division. I don’t even know how to talk about this song. I think it’s fucking magic, and that’s about all I can say on that. 

2. Don’t Look Back In Anger  - Oasis. Okay picking 5 songs is impossible. I could go with essentially any Oasis song except “Little By Little” and listen to it every day for the rest of my life and never get tired. I don’t know what this song is about and I don’t give a fuck. It’s almost the best. I have like, 25 versions of this song or something. I’d take any one of them.

3. A Certain Romance – Arctic Monkeys. This is the best song of the last decade. Don’t even bother arguing with me. 

4. Like A Rolling Stone – Bob Dylan. Picking a Dylan song was nearly impossible but I think this song is necessary on anyone’s list of 5 songs you can’t live without. 

5. Tumbling Dice – The Rolling Stones. This was my first “favourite song ever.” The Stones are still the best band from the ’60s hands down and this is from the best (yes, you heard me, THE best) album ever made, Exile on Main Street. No other Stones song is as good as this. It just makes me think of hanging out with Mick Keith and the Boys in the French Riviera in the summer of 71 just kickin back and making the best piece of music ever. Whoa. 

I don’t know how I just picked those. I can’t believe I didn’t have room for a Smiths song or “(Song For My) Sugar Spun Sister” by the Stone Roses. I know if you asked me tomorrow my answers might be different (bar the first two songs). I was always kind of against claiming a song/songs as your favourite/s. Setting apart 5 minutes of music as better than millions of other songs always got me.

 

Name 5 Places You’d Go to If You Could Time Travel: 

1. Paris, 1968. Or Paris at any time 40 years of before. Seeing a film in Paris in the ’60s was an experience. My favourite thing ever is 1960s Paris. You know. I don’t need to explain. Jean-Paul Belmondo. That’s all I’m saying. 

2. Woodstock, 1969. Before I got really into all the music I’m into now, classic rock was my thing. Those songs were my jams. Anything pre-1975 was just out. There was no way I was even going to think about listening to it. So, if I could go to Woodstock, get as high as a kite, and watch Jimi Hendrix, I don’t know what I’d do. It would be too good to even handle it. 

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3. Late 18th Century Versailles. I would go and somehow be a royal and get in with the whole Marie Antoinette crowd. That entire period fascinates me. But of course I would only stay until the revolution. I would get out of there before the shit hit the fan. 

marie-antoinette(yes I know that’s from the film, my friends, but come on, if it was ANYTHING like that, tell me you wouldn’t want to be hanging out with her). 

4. 1960s New York City. You know where I’m going with this. Andy Warhol, Edie Sedgwick, the Velvet Underground, ???Bob Dylan???. In one of my previous posts I told you that I love this period but I don’t know anything about it. I would love to witness this in person. 

5. 1980s Manchester. I would see the Smiths perform live. Necessary. I love that band so much. I would give my fucking first born to see them live.

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5 Things You Hate:

lmfao. This is hard for me. I hate so many things. I’m not going to give you an explanation on why or else I will just get really, really infuriated. 

1. Indifference. that is what I hate the most.

2. The Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus (they are one in the same). 

3. When you’re drinking a big class of water and you have to tip the glass a lot and the ice cubes come crashing down on your face.

4. Jessica Alba

5. Not having all the clothes I want. This is what I really hate at the core of my being. Also not having the money to buy a Hasselblad. I fucking hate that. 

 

5 Moments You Regret: 

Ohhh shit, that’s deep. I really try not to regret. But I think all human beings regret about 5 things in their lives. I’ll write more trivial things for this one. 

1. Not being in Grant Park, Chicago when Barack Obama won the 2008 election. I could have been, you know. Life’s about living, and I was too concerned with school, getting there and getting lost or being too far away. Chicago isn’t that far and I should have been there.

2. Being born a few years too late. I can’t really think of why, there are always so many times when I’m like “if I had just been born a couple years earlier…!” Nevermind. 

3. Not taking as many risks as I should have.

4. Quitting my job. I kind of want it back. I’m skint.

5. I am not writing this here.

 

5 Names You Would Name Your Children and Why:

1. Liam. It wouldn’t be after Liam Gallagher so don’t get any ideas. I think Liam is a great name. I keep hearing it more and more which is odd. It’s so Irish, I fucking love it. My mom’s side would love me for that one. 

2. François. I would do it, don’t dare me to. After Truffaut. Plus this name is just ballin.

3. Edie. I guess ever since I heard of Edie Sedgwick I always thought that was SUCH a cool name. It wouldn’t be in tribute to her or anything, I just think it’s a great name. 

4. Anderson. I think Anderson Cooper has like, the best name ever. Anderson!? Like, are you kidding!? I love that name.  I guess if I named my kid that I would say it was after a previously mentioned director in this entry. You don’t fuck with any Andersons. 

5. Alright I need another girl’s name (obviously if I ever had a kid I’d want a boy). Er… Well… Let me think. Nothing ordinary. Girl’s names tend to be awful. Got it. Lucy. After Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. 

I also think that CLAUS VON BULOW is the best name of all time. But I couldn’t name my child that because it would be child abuse. 

 

5 Things People Might Find Weird About You:

Just five!?

1. Whenever I’m in church (no, I don’t go to church in my free time, whenever I have to go in school) I always follow the big chandeliers on the ceiling down to see who they would fall on if they fell. Am I a sadist? Probably. 

2. I think a LOT of old guys are hot. I’m talking like, 50-60. I think Jeremy Irons is the hottest person ever, and I’d hit it now even though he’s 60 years old. You can’t tell me you wouldn’t. I think a lot of people harbour these thoughts. Actually it’s probably just me.

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best looking old guy award. I honestly love that old-guy-intellectual thing. AND look what he’s wearing in all of those! asdfjkldsfjsdsklfgjeklrsjdtg. I’d take him over his (hot) son any day, btw. But let’s look at him when he was young and dashing (he still is, but even more), please. 

lolita2 Irons is Lolita is just about the best thing ever. 

3. Another old-guy-intellectual I find INCREDIBLE and INCREDIBLE-LOOKING is Daniel Day-Lewis. I don’t know what about DDL is fucking hot, I can’t pin point it and I don’t want to.

ddlfilmand he is my favourite actor of all time. 

4. I always think about food poisoning when I’m not eating at my house. Any other place I eat I think of food poisoning.

5. This probably relates to the last one, but I am terrified of throwing up. TERRIFIED. I haven’t done it in like, 8 years. I am absolutely horrified of it. 


And Finally, 5 Things You Want to Happen in the Next 10 Years:

can these be idealistic? 

1. We’ll be out of Iraq. There is no question in my mind. I just need it to happen. Now. 2 more Americans died today, this is getting ridiculous. 

2. The United States will stop relying on foreign oil and use much alternative energy. 

3. I will move to Paris or London with my hot boyfriend and never see anyone from this place ever again. :) Yeah. 

4. I’ll be fucking rich. 

5. The world will agree to abolish nuclear weapons. This won’t happen, but I like to be delusional. 

 

 

WOW. Now that was difficult. I hope you all do that. it would be interesting to read. Let’s end on this note. 

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